The Economy Is SOOOOO Bad That...

[Ning The Merciless]

>> How Bad Is It??????
>> THE ECONOMY IS SOOO BAD,
>> THAT I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
>>
>> I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked,
>> "Can
>> you afford fries with that?"
>>
>> CEO's now playing miniature golf.
>>
>> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
>> and ask if they meant you or them.
>>
>> Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
>>
>> McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
>>
>> Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
>> names.
>>
>> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
>> Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
>>
>> Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
>>
>> The Mafia is laying off judges.
>>
>> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
>>
>> Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
>> Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
>> by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear
>>